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BILDblog. Werbespot ... sehr schön
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Witze Thread
Ein Quadfahrer ist in einer eisigen Nacht unterwegs. weil ihm der Wind so stark durch den Reißverschluss seiner Jacke zieht, hält er an und zieht seine Jacke andersrum an, mit dem Reißverschluss auf dem Rücken. Einige Kilometer weiter hat er einen Verkehrsunfall und wird schwer verletzt. als der Rettungswagen eintrifft und die Sanitäter nur noch den Tod des Quadfahrers feststellen können, fragen sie die Erstretter: "Hat der Quadfahrer noch irgendwas gesagt?"
Einer der Passanten antwortet: "Zuerst hat er noch gestöhnt, aber nachdem wir den Kopf richtig herum gedreht haben, war er still."
Einer der Passanten antwortet: "Zuerst hat er noch gestöhnt, aber nachdem wir den Kopf richtig herum gedreht haben, war er still."
[i]Raoul Duke[/i]
[quote][size=67]"Wait! We can't stop here. This is bat country."
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[quote][size=67]"Wait! We can't stop here. This is bat country."
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Wake Up Cat
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of petrol."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank"?
The bee answered, "BP."
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of petrol."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank"?
The bee answered, "BP."